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- Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An “impasta.”
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- What do you call a group of musical whales? An “orca-stra.”
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
